Generally I think I’m a pretty good mother. My kids are pretty polite. They have good senses of humour. They do their jobs around the house, mostly without complaint or too much nagging. They are lovely with younger kids. They know they are loved.
But held up to the light of my sister-in-law’s mothering I’m afraid my mothering looks a little slapdash to say the least. Now I will say that she is a former nanny so well qualified to be a mother… having your own kids is different though wouldn’t you say?
Last night we had her two kids, aged 4 and 2 and a half, to stay the night. Our first sleepover. The youngest, a little girl, has really come on with her language and was able to tell me she was hungry and what she was hungry for. After dinner (which she had at home) she ate two tomatoes, a yoghurt and two plums. She’s such a good eater. They both got ready for bed when asked with no fuss and brushed their teeth, asking me for help to get to the back teeth.
At about 7.30 – half an hour after their regular bed time – and while watching Cars (a surprisingly good film), they asked to go to bed. They are both dry, the little one calling out to me to take her to the loo at about 11pm.
We then ate our Thai takeaway with the big kids.
In the morning they played with our two for a while before asking me if I could help get them dressed… and therefore get out of bed. For breakfast the little one had two bowls of Just Right, a plum, a pear and about a third of a bowl of porridge. Her brother had one big bowl of porridge. I’m documenting this because I’m frankly astounded by how much she eats and the fact they do so without whinging or fussing.
Then they made a cubby before heading outside to get wet and dirty in “Mudworld”.
The boys make the dam in Mudworld
The dam walls start to break – but the little ones just look on delightedly as Hugamuga desperately tries to shore up the walls.
The dam breaks – success?!
Baths and lunch – what child eats Branston Pickle sandwiches?! And then Mum came and picked them up.
They are Stepford Children – perfectly behaved. Cute. And they eat!
So what lesson could be learned?
Maybe all new mothers should spend a year nannying before giving birth?
Hmmm how low do we want the population rate to fall?
Ahh forget it. My two are gorgeous. I love them anyway just the way they are. Anyone for porridge?
No? Just me again.