Groins, groans and complete bollocks

So an update on my groin.

I know you’re fascinated. Yes you are – don’t be coy…

It’s not my groin.

It’s my hip flexor.

Basically I can’t lift my leg up – this makes stairs tricky and in fact walking is a bit frankensteiny – you know what I mean – stiff.

I went to the physio today who gave me ultrasound and electrical stimulation… kind of a buzzy sensation, last felt by me when in labour using a TENS machine. Made absolutely NO difference to my labour pains but felt quite good on my upper thigh.

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It’s 101 steps people!

Also, I saw this on Wikipedia:

Perth is considering a bid for the 2028 Summer Olympics. Perth hosted the 1962 Commonwealth Games, and the FINA World Championships in 1991 and 1998. Holding the America’s Cup in 1987, the Red Bull Air Race from 2006, the Hopman Cup and many international matches from rugby and cricket, Perth has developed high experience in holding a memorable performance through their international sports. From their experience Perth can deliver the 2028 Olympic Games with high expectations.

That smells like rubbish to me.

By the way, I had a fellow complain to me today about the word bollocks. Said it was outrageous and rude and shouldn’t be allowed to be said publicly… is bollocks that bad? Does it offend you?

4 thoughts on “Groins, groans and complete bollocks”

  1. I injured both hip flexors when I was about 19, playing netball. I kept reinjuring them, usually within the first quarter, week after week. Going home, I would fall into the carseat butt-first and then grab my legs and lift them into the car. Finally I went to see a Physio, I had about three months of extremely painful massage and TENS treatments that had almost no effect. I put up with tightness for a year or two, and then one day I fell and landed awkwardly, hurting my back. I went to see a naturopath/bowen practicioner who gave me a massage, and I mentioned the hip flexor injury. She treated that as well, and the improvement was immediate. I hope you get some relief.

    I say bollocks all the time. It’s a great word.

    Perth Olympics? Good luck with that.

  2. Bollocks – I love it. I think I started using it more when I lived in England for a couple of years. I also use this word all the time. Bollocks to this fellow I say!

  3. I have lived in Perth for nearly 2 years and didn’t know this tower existed until last week. Then it pops up on a random internet click. I take that as a sign to touch base and say hi, and good luck with your hip thing!

    xx
    Anita

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