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Who’s project is it anyway?

I always vowed NEVER to get involved in my children’s projects. Lets face it how are they to learn if they don’t do it themselves. So worrying about presentation, buying coloured card, helping my child write neatly – that was never going to be me. It is after all their responsibility.


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Isn’t it?

We both know A LOT about the White Cheeked Honeyeater now.

By the way how good is The Chaser? Brilliant satire. Worth hitting the website for a telling piece called “Muslim Photos” and of course the fab “Go Gary go”.

What else? Who has time when you have assignments to do? Well actually I did go and see Clive James with WASO. I took my girl who sweetly fell asleep in the second half, on the floor at my feet. Must be all that homework tiring her out. It was a lovely if not challenging program and Mr James was as witty and urbane as ever.

Snapped

Yes heeellloooo daaaahling! Mwah Mwah. Note image (right) from Western Suburbs Weekly. One could be cynical and say that it took a blonde wig to get into the social pages or simply be honest and say that lets face it – I rarely go out.

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In fact I think it was the wig – it kind of stands out in a crowd and considerably adds to your height.

Far from being the wallflower as per, this one night I was photographed 3 times although once the Slimes realise that both the Worst and the WSW have published my tresses, they may choose not to run it.

And now I have something in common with my gorgeous daughter. We are both blondes!

How boring

Katie has been evicted from the Big Brother house. Now we have to put up with Jamie adjusting his hair a thousand times a day, pouting at the BB06 cameras and crying and David being more holier than thou, or even the Pope. Not even their good looks can save their dull personalities.

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(I can’t be bothered commenting on the other housemates – they are all non-events. Yawn.)

A rare moment

I’m discovering that the older my kids get the less cool I am becoming (obviously only in their eyes!!) so when I impress them I need to crow about it.

Yesterday I put my daughter’s hair up in such a cool and groovy chick way – she actually asked to have her hair put up today – a Sunday. A you-can-wear-your-hair-out day.

(As my son would say)

Sick.

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create your own visited countries map

Note stopover for 1 hour in Dubai also comes up!! A bit of a cheek really but good fun.

This is my son’s map:

create your own visited countries map

He points out that while his has less red on it – he has visited more continents than I.

Found on Adelaide Writer.

Now this is funny

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Dusted

Well I’ve been to see Dusty the musical and here’s what I think.

Staging, costumes, quality of singing – all brilliant.

Story – too long, a bit messy, could do with losing a few scenes imho. eg the Funeral scene – we know she dies in the end – so finish on the last rousing duet with young Dusty and kick straight on into the rousing final numbers. And the Australian scenes don’t work for me at all. The 70s party scene is fantastic. The my old man’s a dustman scene – well done but why? It’s three hours long which is one hour too long I think.

Acting – mostly very good. Deni Hines – average.

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Overall – it’s a fun night out at the theatre but not as good as A Boy From Oz.

Dorothy’s House

Lots of weird stuff happening at the moment.

Last week I received my first resignation notice. That doesn’t happen every day – and not usually to me. What a strange feeling that is.

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It all seems to be revolving around me as if I’m Dorothy’s house on it’s way to the Land of Oz.

Life I guess, is like that.

Very proud of my kids today.

Number one stood up to his peers today to support another kid who was getting picked on. You kind of hope they will do this as a parent but I’m not sure whether you really believe they will. I am very proud that my kid did.

Number two has been working on her classroom manner this last three weeks and this week finally got her reward. Well done gorgeous – I knew you could do it! 🙂

No Knickers

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That is a very funny joke

We have been amusing ourselves this weekend by telling eachother pirate jokes. It all started on Big Brother the other night when Jamie told a pirate joke in front of Big Brother (yes we watch it… get over it.)

Jamie: Why are pirates, pirates? Because they arrrrrgh.
BB: That is a very funny joke, say it one hundred times.

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And then we thought up:

What religion are pirates? Arrrrrrgh C.

What do pirates sit on? Their Arrrrrrse (Thanks AB)

Feel free to add your favourite in the comments bit.

Anyway speaking of religion, we had Jehovah Witnesses knock on our door on Sunday – I guess they figured really religious types would already be at church and we were empty vessels just waiting to be filled with religious fervour. I love it when fundamentalists knock on my door to talk about terrorism – by – you guessed it – fundamentalists. Fish in a barrel.

To change the subject they resorted to quoting the paper at me.

I wonder how Liam Bartlett feels about having his column endorsed and quoted by Jehovah Witnesses…

I am the pen magnet

Tidied out my car today – note I said tidy not clean – that pleasure awaits – mainly because I couldn’t find my watch (the watchband of which broke while I was in Sydney). I was carrying it around trying to find a spare moment to pop into the jewellers – of course when I got there I didn’t have the spare links to fix it so back it went in my bag. Except when I eventually found the links – I couldn’t find the watch.

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Groover64: Why do you want a waterproof watch?
CB: So if I forget to take it off and go swimming it won’t be stuffed.
Groover64: (bemused) How often do YOU go swimming?
CB: Once would be enough.

So I thought maybe it might have fallen out of my copious handbag on the floor of my car. Tidying out my car is like being part of an archeological dig. Parking slips from years past, old school newsletters, notes I’m sure I was supposed to sign and hand back in, recyclable shopping bags that I never remember to take into the shops, about 6 caps, three pairs of socks, three water bottles and – here’s the bit I was amazed by – 15 pens and pencils – all but three working.

I am the pen magnet.