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On the seventh day he was arrested

Trying to explain the story of Adam and Eve (no mean feat for us of scant religious knowledge) at dinner I say “The first book of the bible describes how God made the earth in six days and on the seventh day he rested.” Dippity, after a pregnant pause says “Why was God arrested?”

The other night we trotted across the road for drinks with the neighbours, far too much wine later we staggered back but before then Groover, yes I’m talking about my husband here, was chatting to one neighbour who told him he had the aura of a Nobel Prize winner. I’m not joking. I don’t know how many Nobel Prize winners she’s met, but I am looking at my man and waiting for a sign… Perhaps the most significant difference between a teacher teaching able students and a Special Education teacherwho deals with children with Special needs like ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), Autism (interaction and communication disability) and Dyslexia (disability in cute-n-tiny.com cialis levitra online reading and writing). Apart from using this herbal pill daily two times with milk or water for sildenafil purchase 2 to 3 months. This medicine removes commander levitra unnecessary pressure from the heart. It is the best natural method levitra pills for sale to slow aging process in males. Perhaps some test tubes in the kitchen, maybe he’ll start ingesting odd bacterias, or maybe I could be living with the solution to world peace.

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As he says, it could be worse… she could have said he had the aura of a porn star… hmmm thinking about that one…

Good pick up line but…