I am a 28 year old American finishing up law school at a tier one Law School here in the states, I am simply stating this to establish that I am not some half wit or archaic animal.

OK– I just want to let you ladies know that private girls love to hump. Yup I said it, and I am very seasoned in the art of sex, throughout my years in high school and undergrad I dominated females from every spectrum imaginable, rich, poor, white, black, tall short, skinny, fat (nah, I take that back, I don’t think I ever bedded a plumper) you name it I tagged it. I can say with 100% confidence that the EASIEST, not to mention the FREAKIEST gals in bed were the private school “bettys”.

The reason I am sharing this information, is too open your eyes a little. Maybe allow you to see that things outside their “school uniform” bears importance, let alone extended discussion.

And to the lady who was saying something along the lines of how much better “private” was then “public” I would love for her to talk to a random sample from any law, medical, or (grad.) business college. Preferably one with impressive accolades. I would bet anything and everything I own/have to my name that she would be knocked on her behind with the information she got back. You see the crowd I run with are your typical “prep” schoolers from the Upper east coast (NY, MA, CT, etc) all of whom went to the best, well some of the best, private and prep institution’s throughout their middle school and high school years.

All I will say, is that I have never met a group who loves there coke (blow, cocaine, etc), liquor, and unabashed sexual contact like these kids. They are good people, love everything about them but man, they are out of a movie.

Oh and I should add, I was a public school kid myself, K-12 baby. So I’m heading out, but just figured I would let you all in on a little slice of reality. *wink, wink*

PS- I would love to rail the third one in from the right in the picture above. FYI

snootchy boochies~

Drew - we’ll call you. :)

Suze - exactly - and to believe in that vision to complete it!

Maybe that’s why I’m such a disappointment.

And I speak several Australian languages!

We are about to embark on our own Grand Design and I’m going to blog about it. All posts relating to our own Grand Design ome under the category ‘The Bespoke Chubby’ and you will need to click on the above link to understand why.

Our Grand Design will definitely feature wood, stone, floorboards, big windows and a fireplace… great minds and all that.

What would I have?

Something with big beams of wood, stone, floorboards, big windows and a fireplace. How I would love a fireplace!

Homework is another area that they are very strict about, Laura is frightened of handing homework late. I agree with the school policies as it sets the kids up for later on in life with work deadlines and dress standards to be met.

When my daughter went from a Private school in Melb to public school in Syd I spent 6 months in culture-shock. Partly due to the uniform thing. I just associated good schooling with pride in uniform. Soon I began to look at the quality of the schooling from a new angle and realised that the kids at our new school were just as disciplined in their school work, if not their uniform.

However, all my views came flooding back when checking out private high schools for my kids. I couldn’t help but want to reject the ones whose uniform policy was slack which was the case in one co-ed private school. The girls wore their hair down, boys shirts were hanging out and there was a lot of uniform customisation. I think all my school days came flooding back when the policy was so strict that we even had to wear our hats at a specific angle on our heads.

One thing does reverberate in my head ‘though. If there is a uniform policy, it should be stuck to. It speaks poorly of a school that cannot ensure that its students adhere to its policies. If they can’t even get them to wear the correct shoes, how can they get them to follow more difficult, necessary policies?

The hardest thing I find is that if the school doesn’t enforce it, it’s so hard to enforce it as a parent. :(

It does NOT mean encouraging China’s actions in Tibet. However, I really hope you read what I wrote on my blog a while ago about the whole Tibet situation. I explain why Tibet is not free and why it should never be free. What the western media presents is a highly skewed image (two extremes really, the Chinese state media vs. western giants like CNN).

I just really wish people did some research before taking stance on Tibet, then they’ll see how weak and hypocritical the cause is and why pro-tibet people in Lhasa have become nothing more than terrorists.

I think it’s completely ridiculous that grade 5 kids need laptop. I didn’t even know how to get online when I was in grade 5 (oh my god I sound old typing this…) let alone having a personal laptop. Productivity goes WAY down and pointless/dangerous online activities goes WAY up with computers.

What a fun mother’s day!