I am very happy.
The other day I did WHAT NO-ONE SHOULD DO EVER DO – I asked someone if she was pregnant.
And how BAD did I feel when she said “No I’m just fat.”
I slunk away and banged my head against a wall.
I should know better.
This is a basic rule that everyone knows.
But today I found out that she IS pregnant after all.
She was just waiting until the magical 3 months before confirming it.
And I feel better now.
But still… lesson has been learned – do not ever ask if a woman is pregnant.
Note: This photo is of me playing at being “Assembly Point Marshall” at a recent emergency drill.
No I’m not pregnant.