Matching underwear

Probably, if you’re female and reading this, you will be the type that has ALWAYS worn matching underwear.

You know… your bra matching your knickers.

Yeah.

I thought so.

Well not me I’m afraid.

I’m the sort of gal that visits Marks and Spencers when visiting the UK and buys several packets of undies to last me YEARS between trips.

If there isn’t ten in a pack I feel ripped off.

Tragic I know.

I mean, how many cotton bombers does one girl need?

Last week I decided to grow the F up.

I’m 43 and the days of mismatched underwear are over.

I know what you’re thinking… what WAS I thinking…

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You know… sexy.

So the other day I went and bought a set of seriously gorgeous underwear.

Hey I’ve lost four kilos… they actually look good on me.

They are very nice.

Very very nice.

And so I’ve made a pact with myself.

From now on girl – matching underwear.

And just to make it a tiny bit easier (cheaper) I’ve also decided to buy two sets of knickers with every bra.

So now interweb you can relax, safe in the knowledge that should I be run over by a bus tomorrow, my mother won’t be embarrassed by my knickers.

I bet you’re relieved.

6 thoughts on “Matching underwear”

  1. Haha… just as long as your STILL maximising on your purchase CB – what else can be said?

    Oh imagine the world if this was the requirement for men (what would it actually be – matching boxers/duds with socks???)

    I wonder what that would look like? Some kind of Rocky Horror nightmare perhaps…
    Argh!

    Oh wait – I’ve lived with sailors…

    …my bad! 😉

  2. Hmm… not me! I always spend good money on bras – I have to, as I’ve got boobs of doom and the straps on cheap bras just stretch too quickly – but I can never find matching undies that I like. They’re always too big, or too skimpy – and seeing as I wear skirts or dresses most days, skimpy undies really don’t cut it in this windy city of ours.

  3. I buy good bras, but I wait until the type I prefer are on sale and buy 2 or 3, knickers I buy in packs of 4 at the supermarket, when they’re on sale and get enough to last a couple of years at least. Nothing matches, but if I’m feeling comfortable, who cares?

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