It was a VERY close call.
Last night, I came in from bridge and immediately got ready for dinner at a friends house (a superb roast pork).
I jumped into the shower, then realised, getting dressed, that all my clean underwear was in the family room where I’d been folding it earlier.
I was in a racy mood… had had a glass of wine after the game… and thought “bugger it! I won’t bother putting clothes on. I’ll just wander down the hall in the nicky noo… give Groover (watching telly) a thrill.
This is the view from my bedroom door… you can see I’m aiming for that dining table you can see at the far end. Groover was on the sofa in the lounge.
So I start walking along – I get to the raised part of the corridor and I’m doing the whole stripper routine… you know… post strip.
The full Leo Sayer moment.
And Groover looks up… grins… hesitates… and then says quietly “T’s here”.
T is Hugamuga’s scaly mate from school. 14. (Hi T)
I stop. My face blanches.
“Is he joking?” I wonder…
I decide discretion is the better part of valour and retreat into my bedroom and put on a dressing gown.
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As I’m putting on the gown I’m thinking that Groover is winding me up and I should just go with plan A.
But with gown now covering up my bits I head down to pick up the grundies.
T is in fact here.
Sitting at the computer with Hugamuga.
Oh my freaking God!!!
How bad would that have been?!
Luckily his view was obscured by the printer.
Groover admitted this morning that he was tossing up whether to tell me about Hugamuga’s friend.
I put it to you that it would have been UNFORGIVABLE if he had not.
That is the test, my friends, of a good relationship.
Would you have warned your partner?
Close call indeed !!!!
Groover is a keeper.
bWaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Yeah. But only because my kids friends would be frightened by the hairy bear.
Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!
When I was about eight years old I caught a glimpse of my friend’s bare naked mummy running from the bathroom, down the hall and into her bedroom. I’ve never recovered from the shock. Which is to say, I still think about it anytime I find myself naked in a corridor. And it still makes me giggle.
I think you might have become the most popular parent once the word got out in the teenage boy population!
Nice save!
Oh my – I think if fair warning were not given (at the top of the lungs if necessary) there may be grounds for justifiable homicide.
Oh I definitely would give warning. Then the nekkid one at least has the choice to retreat or be seen.
P.S. Your home is beautiful.
Totally close call woman!!! But, because of my undies getting stolen by (gross teenagers) I have to take my clothes straight to my room!!!
ROFL!!
I’m living alone with my partner, and yeah, if I forget a towel, I will run across the house to the linen cupboard nekkid. I’d certainly miss that when we have any additions to the family.
Well yes Heather, if I was a better housekeeper the situation would not have arisen!
Thanks River. 🙂
I still can’t believe Groover thought twice!
Did you really describe poor ‘T’ as ‘scaly’? When I was ‘T’s age I was scaly and we scaly-folk can be a little sensitive…
… I think he deserves another streak up the hall as an apology. 🙂