Taking things personally

When do you get upset with technology?

I’ve discovered that I’m quick to move to tears when it gets personal.

No, I’m not talking about that pink plastic machine that lives in handy reach under my bed, the one once described as “disgusting” by a curious child.

Even when the batteries die I know Mr Electric isn’t doing it on purpose or in some fit of pique or is sulking because I didn’t put the cushions on his side of the bed on the floor…

Same with computers.  

They can be frustrating, I grant you, but they rarely turn me into a quivering wreck, tears streaming down my face, bottom lip (not to mention bottom) wobbling.

No, what really gets me is when the piece of software or technology appears to work for someone else but not for me – even when I’m doing EXACTLY the same thing.

Case in point the GPS unit in the car we borrowed for the drive south.

Every time I tried to input our destination it refused to let me – the options on the screen remained life grey and lifeless – and yet, when Groover had a go – you guessed it – everything worked.

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I pressed destination, Groover it must be said somewhat smugly replied.

But that’s what I did!  It HATES me!

Being a girl, I turned to the instruction manual.  No answers.

It wasn’t until we hit a traffic snarl at Mandurah that I worked it out.

The GPS doesn’t let you input addresses while you are moving.

It’s not a bug, it’s a safety feature.

(and come to think of it… I did see some grey box flash up on the screen when I turned it on… but who reads those pesky boxes?)

It was somewhat galling to realise that not only was the machine working perfectly, it was even looking after my safety.

Which is more than I can say for Mr Electric!

One thought on “Taking things personally”

  1. I get to the point of bawling my eyes out when I’m sitting side by side with my daughter, identical computers, she’s showing me how to do something, I’m making the exact same moves she is, her program is working perfectly, mine is frozen. Or something. Although progress has been made. Now I can visit her house, she’ll show me something and I will write down step-by-step instructions. Then I’ll go home, follow the instructions and call her up when it all goes wrong, probably 3 times before dissolving in tears and feeling oh so stupid. After I calm down, we discover that I missed writing down a crucial step, because she zips through everything so damn fast……
    My “Mr. Pink” has been relegated to the back corner of the bottom drawer, never to see the light of day.

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