Royal Show Redemption

A couple of years ago I wrote about the bogans at the Perth Royal Show. I was quite scathing. Now, it’s not that the show has suddenly become a bogan-free zone – quite the contraire – it’s just that – for the first time in about ten years I went to the show and I actually enjoyed it.

Far from the jaded worn out parent from a couple of years ago, dragged from one show bag stall to the next overpriced ride, this year I left the elder at home to play Spore (thanks to his Aunty he is now SUPER popular) and simply dropped the young one off to volunteer at Animal Aid Abroad

Where she stayed happily content all morning.

This left Groover and me free to wander the showgrounds at our whim and act like young teenagers in love – without the heavy petting in public.  

It took me back to my younger more impressionable years and my Grease-like fantasies of what teenagers did at Royal Shows… or at least end of year carnivals…

Okay so he didn’t hit a mallet and win me an oversized stuffed dog twice my size (this year’s choice prize) but then, I’m not actually a teenager and so didn’t miss it, nor miss finding the wretched thing space in my over-cluttered house.

Back to this year’s Royal Show…  does anyone else find it distasteful that they sold the naming rights?  It just doesn’t sound right to have the [insert advertiser name here] Perth Royal Show… did they ask the Queen first?  Wrong wrong wrong.

And would you go on a rollercoaster propped up on stacked wooden blocks?

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Groover and I did go on one ride though, which seemed to be made for teenagers, or at least smaller people than us.  It was the best ride I’ve been on at a local show.  And so it should have been at $10 each.  Highway robbery.

Didn’t seem to be putting off the masses of people in sideshow alley though.

Anyway after our free time we picked up Dippity, had some lunch (a lovely wood-fired pizza), Groover left and Dippity and I did a bit of wandering before doing another volunteering stint at another exhibit.

We finished the day exhausted and I learned a few lessons.

  1. Get your kids to volunteer for a stall – it tires them out and they spend less (of your) money
  2. Volunteer yourself and get free entry to the show – saves $24/adult ticket
  3. Leave kids at home or get them to go with someone else and enjoy the show 
  4. Check the base of all rollercoasters you intend to ride

8 thoughts on “Royal Show Redemption”

  1. After I did a post on Luna Park in Sydney, I googled amusement park accidents and found this awful website about it.

    It’s so scary. I don’t think I’ll ever look at an amusement park or carnival the same way again.

    I always kind of assume I’m safe on these things….even if they don’t look safe.

    But….no. You’re not.

  2. I went on the rollercoaster several times with 13 year old son. I too noticed the wooden blocks supporting the rollercoaster five years ago and there has not been an accident ever. I took my chances. I also had a panic attack on the chair lift and the ferris wheel. Too stationary and too high. We went on the Nova several times and loved it. The Skywalker was simply too hairy for both of us. Last year we did the megadrop – twice. I too didn’t like the fact that it was suddenly the IGA Royal Show – shades of the Pura Milk Cup.

  3. No, I would not go on that rollercoaster. Frankly, I wouldn’t go on any rides at the show. Bleh. vomit. I like the woodchopping, the dogs, the cats, the other animals and…..the district displays!

  4. Couldn’t get the the show this year, but remember fondly two years ago waiting in line for over an hour to get cash out once the allocated $250 mysteriously evaporated.

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