Watching this gem from Servant of Chaos:
Me: Laughing at video
Dipp: Can I see mum?
Me: Um yes.
Dipp after watching final ad: I don’t get it. What is that?
Me: It’s a vibrator.
Dipp: A what?
Me: It’s used by women to feel good.
Me: Er… um… it’s a sex toy.
Me to myself: Hmmm that went well…?