I tied a knot in my tea-towel (don’t ask me why but this works) and I asked to St Anthony (according to Feline the saint of finding lost things), I visualised that my keys would be on my desk, and I received your bloggy love.
I’ve just found my keys.
Now I know this looks like an obvious place, but I’ve had to move a lot of the paper so you could actually see the keys – look for the bling. And I looked here. And I got a friend to look through my desk as well and she checked the file so goodness knows how we missed them.