I am a skittle

  • Average tits
  • Slim waist
  • OK tummy
  • Big thighs
  • Chunky calves
  • Sounds attractive doesn’t it.  Well Trinny and Susannah haven’t given up hope!

    Wide legged pants (check)
    Cropped fitted jackets with wide lapels (really?)
    Flared skirts to the knee or longer (hmmm)
    Low leg bathers????

    My fellow skittles are Meryl Streep and Sharon Osborne.

    Well we’ll see.  I’m not sure I want to be a skittle…