I was at the launch of the Australian Open Garden Scheme’s WA season tonight and Tammy Fraser, wife of the former PM and president of the scheme, told a lovely joke which I thought I’d share with you…
The mother superior of a convent was worried. She called her community of nuns together and said: “Sisters, I have grave news. We have found a case of Gonorrhea here in our convent…”
“Thank The Lord,” came the cry from one of the older members of the community. “I’m getting sick of Chardonnay!”
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That is the funniest story I’ve heard in ages. I can’t wait to tell this to all my Catholic friends – especially those who have no sense of humor! Thanks loads.