A joke

I was at the launch of the Australian Open Garden Scheme’s WA season tonight and Tammy Fraser, wife of the former PM and president of the scheme, told a lovely joke which I thought I’d share with you…

The mother superior of a convent was worried. She called her community of nuns together and said: “Sisters, I have grave news. We have found a case of Gonorrhea here in our convent…”

“Thank The Lord,” came the cry from one of the older members of the community. “I’m getting sick of Chardonnay!”