We went to see the third Pirates movie yesterday and while it was beautifully filmed etc etc it was a most poorly put together movie. The story was all over the place. Scenes were inserted that just didn’t make sense… like the opener… what was all that about? And Calipso? What a huge lead-up to a very anticlimactic finish. What was going on there? And it took sooooooooooo loooooooooooong.
Actually, don’t bother answering the above questions, I’ve just checked my care factor and as I suspected, it is zero.
The only bit I really liked was the cameo by Keith Richards. Neat.