Digital Pretender

I am no digital native.  Despite having a new phone with a 3mp camera, wireless capability and 1000 other functions I have no idea how to enable I continually find myself sans mobile and therefore digitally isolated.  It is not a good feeling.  Yes even though I don’t know how to use all those groovy functions yet, I would at least like to have them to hand.  So where is my mobile now.  In the kitchen of course, next to my keys.  I will have it with me tomorrow!