No Knickers

by Cellobella on Friday, June 9, 2006

When your wife suddenly wears lacy g-strings do you think:

a) She has a new lover
b) She wants you
c) She has not done any washing for a week.


Anonymous June 12, 2006 at 12:07 pm

d) you have lost so much weight that they look great on you again and if you don’t want her and you don’t do her washing for her she WILL find a new lover.

Anonymous June 17, 2006 at 5:35 pm

or E) She actually doesn’t own a lacy G-String, and her idea of “sexy” undies is anything that doesn’t come in a pack of 8 from K-Mart and probably was given by her mother-in-law and resides at the back of her undies drawer because an English size 14 still cuts into her love handles and doesn’t feel comfortable in tracky-daks!!

CelloBella June 17, 2006 at 6:46 pm

At least they don’t have holes in them Anonymous.

Yes I know who you are.

And you WON’T be getting lucky tonight!

Anonymous June 19, 2006 at 7:22 am

or F) she actually found it in the back of your undies drawer and as she knows you know she doesn’t own a lacy g-string she hopes you will make it up to her by being a better lover, wanting her and doing her washing for her. otherwise she will get up after midnight to see if you parading around the house in it after dark when you actually say you are getting up to watch the World Cup.
Love The P.

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